I would appreciate hearing some good news today. Post a comment containing good news, or least something that will put a smile on the faces of those who read it.
Thursday, May 18, 2006
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About Me
- Matt
- Washington, D.C., United States
- I'm originally from Michigan, now living in Washington, DC and working for the Man.
5 comments:
Were we not supposed to comment because you wanted No News = Good News? So, now that I have posted does that make it bad news?
Heroic Computer Dies To Save World From Master's Thesis
Samoskevich's sprawling, 38,000-word dissertation, titled A Hermeneutical Exploration Of Onomatopoeia In The Works Of William Carlos Williams As It May Or May Not Relate To Post-Agrarian Appalachia.
I made it home at 2:00am safe & sound!
I finished reading the Eumenides. That's good news to me.
Haha. I agree with Tysen. That story is great - I read it the other day and am still laughing.
Good news? Hmmm. The sun is shining and the birds are singing. That's a pretty good start!
Here you go, straight from McSweeney's:
"Reasons Not to Fear
the Reaper.
BY RICHIE KULCHAR
- - - -
His ex-girlfriend said he has a really small penis.
He drives a 1982 Camaro.
He eats tofu.
He has adult braces.
He thinks it's nice that Rachel and Ross ended up together.
He wears one specially fitted orthopedic shoe.
He TiVos Will & Grace.
He can't read. "
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